Awesome Josh

The other day when we all did our internet valentine’s videos, I let my sisters watch them all with me. They thought Josue was cute, by the way. Well, Lisa, who is awesome, decided to draw pictures of her internet valentines. Anyway, my sister, Andrea, was watching Lisa’s video with me and when Lisa held up her drawing of me, Andrea goes “Why do you have three eyes?” I paused for a second, thinking, what the hell is she talking about, then I realized that the label on my paper hat was above my eyes on my forehead and that’s what she was talking about. Because, really, my third eye is hidden pretty well. No one knows about it…ok well now you all do.

Oh, so…did anyone hear about that damn peanut butter recall? Well, just so happens that that is the kind of peanut butter we eat. I prefer organic, but whatever right? So I go to make a pb&j sandwich the other day and my mom starts freaking out, saying I couldn’t eat it and I would get sick. The jar was already half eaten, by me, but no…that doesn’t matter to her. I can’t eat it. Or else I’ll get sick. And I’ll die. And then you’d all miss me. But that’s ok, because I found out we didn’t have any strawberry jelly, so I didn’t want a pb&j sandwich anymore. Now I do.